In case you’re wondering how to annoy a healer, here’s a nifty list to start with. Heck, David Letterman has nothing on me with these real life snippets.
1. “What religion are you? Are you a witch? I don’t want to see a witch.”
2. “Sorry for missing my appointment. You know, I’m so spiritual, I lose track of
time. It must mean I wasn’t supposed to come in after all…”
3. “The last person wanted $5000 to remove a curse on me. How
much do you charge to remove curses?”
4. “I’d love to come in, but the government is listening in on
our conversation right now. They’re afraid of my power and what could happen if
I get well.”
5. “I can’t come in today. I’m a Sagittarius.”
6. “I just want you to remove all the bad energy from all the evil
people around me. Then everything will be just fine.”
7. “Nothing ever works for me. But I’ll try you anyway.”
8. “I need a guaranteed result, or I just don’t want to bother. I don’t ask for a guarantee from doctors. But I want one from you.”
9. “Your work is absolutely incredible. Can I pay you next month?
I have bills.”
10. “Just fix me. I don’t really want to have to do anything…”
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